optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

theological rectum

Someone who appeals to a made up definition of "theological cult" in order to derogatorily call another religion a cult.

When I said that Rev. Jeffress was a rectum, I was using the definition of a theological rectum.

by the_narrator November 12, 2011

Rectum Bagging

The act of stuffing your testicles into someones asshole. A relatively new fetish, it is also done to reclaim much needed body warmth during periods of hypothermia.

After falling through the ice during my last ice fishing trip with Justin Beiber, he graciously allowed me to stuff my hairy beanbag into his ass to avoid dying of hypothermia. I owe him my life for Rectum Bagging him on the ice.

by A Bustle in Your Hedgerow November 6, 2011

rectus

the love of dons life.. (poop hole)
don is also the rectal rocket

wow don... you love the rectus

by rectal rocket December 12, 2004

recouper trooper

A manly, light blue veichle, often mistaken for lilac, which transports the older oranges.

"Hey, Georgina, look! It's the recouper trooper! *Honk honk*"

by Thandra Beaver October 1, 2006

Rectulapubis

A disorder where your penis protudes from your ass and your rectum protrudes from your pubic region.

Mary didn't know sucking on the thing protruding from George's pubic region would result in a mouth full of feces until it was too late!

by Niggslayer November 12, 2004

Rectum Ripper

When you fart and it hurts

*Guy Farts* OH SHIT THAT Rectum Ripper HURT

by Joshua S. Davis October 21, 2008