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Fart Absorption Ratio

Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.

The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.

After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.

John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010
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Ratioed

When someone posts something unwholesome and cringe, then someone else gets more upvotes than them for owning them.
u/stupididiot428: "Minecraft is bad" -12 upvotes

u/WholesomeChungusFan: "minecraft good fortnite bad" 69420 upvotes (nice)

u/KeanuMusk69: "lol this unwholesome fortnite kid just got ratioed" 1337 upvotes everyone liked that
by InternetPoopStalker June 29, 2021
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Tit to Clit Ratio

The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or low tit to clit (t to c) ratio.
Marilyn: She really shouldn't tuck in her shirts and wear belts. I mean ... there's like nothing between her boobs and her legs and that just makes it worse. She looks like a giraffe.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.
by ulysses January 5, 2006
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Hotness rating

The Hotness rating is a rating out of 10 that you give to a person of the opposite sex. The hotter the person, the higher the rating. Therefore, Scarlett Johansson is regarded as a 10/10, and Rosie O'Donnell scores a lowly 1/10.
Dude 1: Hey, i scored with this chick last night!!
Dude 2: Was she a hottie?
Dude 1: I'd give her a hotness rating of 7/10.
by Peter Von Schnitzel August 14, 2007
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ass to waist ratio

A number used to measure how sexually attractive a girl is by comparing her butt to her waist. This also shows how big a girl's butt truly is.

This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.

The following A/W Ratios are in inches

>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)

1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)

6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon

(15%)

10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.

(>5%)

The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
(girl walks in)

Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....

Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good

Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach

Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5
by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010
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Ratioed

When a reply gets more likes than the original tweet or post, usually a sign of superiority of the replier and a moment of utter embarrassment for OP
Tweeter: I think Pineapple belongs on Pizza *7 likes*
Replier: Ratioed *771 likes*
by LilMinecraftGamers December 28, 2020
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rarin' to go

- ready? looking forward to it?
- yeah mate, i'm rarin' to go!
by Smiff November 5, 2003
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