Ass Puppets

Someone who doesnt have enough personality to be considered human, but a as an asspuppet

Big Daddy and Spoofyoris are ass puuppets!

by ketchup2k3 September 16, 2004

shark puppet

an annoying hand doll thing that screams and says "yeah" it will take over your friends and people dumb enough to think his videos are good comedy need to be kicked off earth and grounded into the infinite vortex of space with the guy who invented the shark puppet its not funny its annoying

you see derreck over there he likes shark puppet must be retarted

by bruh 1234 September 24, 2019

puppet picking

A chick forgets to wipe her ass or just fuckin sucks at it and a guy goes down on her and eats the left over shit(dingleberries) while licking her hairy ass camel toe.

by Jimmy Carter October 9, 2003

the puppet

Fisting someone in the ass while they sit on your lap. You may opt to perform a joke routine during this time.

John spent the evening working on the punchline to a great bedroom joke routine, much to Stacey's dismay. Her ass was stretched more than her vagina from getting "the puppet" one to many times this week.

by Mike Seaver's friend Boner Bradley June 23, 2008

fuck puppet

A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.

Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.

Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.

by Martin Lukes March 11, 2008

darth vader mouth puppet

your penis darth vader who puts on a puppet show inside a womans mouth.But the woman is operating the puppet with her finger through your anus.

I was getting a beaner from my girl.when she stuck her finger in my butt.she used me as a puppet.she said this baby is a darth vader mouth puppet.and its show time.

by antous on topolots March 31, 2008

puppet show

An erection that shows through clothing.

"I can't leave the room in my robe yet or the kids are bound to notice the puppet show".

by jakester the snakester January 11, 2013