junkie's promise

A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like the junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.

Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.

Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.

by b s d December 15, 2008

provincial stereotype

To claim that everyone from a said province is the same.

Québecers are all the same: seperatists. That's their provincial stereotype.

by Origins February 12, 2006

sex provider

A person who you describe primarily as a provider of sex. Everything else about your relationship with them is secondary to the sex they give you. Of course deep down you know it's about more than sex.

I saw a great movie with my sex provider last night.

by lost_spring October 18, 2008

Promiscarious

A conjunction for Promiscuous precarious. Said of a specious female.

"Yo, promiscarious, quit groping the dog and get your ass over here!"

by nlnn September 18, 2008

Eye of Providence

The eyeball thingy at the back of the dollar bill.

The Eye of Providence is proof of the Illuminati, and Elvis is alive and orbiting Mars in a pickle barrel!

by Laser Potato June 15, 2005

internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP

Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.

by Home slice September 8, 2005

Puerto Rican Promise

A lie.

Rivera puerto rican promise'd black well he would buy her a 6 pack. Instead, he key'ed her car.

by cognitive July 14, 2011