The state of being so mad while working in an HR controlled professional environment that you word vomit your anger, but without cursing.
My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?
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Get the professional rapist mug.A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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Get the Professional Loser mug.A kill counter that shows up on the player's heads-up display that increments by one for each kill. Killstreaks are indicated by a number and a small arrow next to the kill icon, additionally displayed onto the killfeeds of other individuals. Killstreaks messages are broadcast across the entire server once a certain threshold is reached, starting from five kills onward. Professional Kits are the rarest. An eye particle effect is displayed after five kills and intensifies after ten. The effect matches the color of the weapon's sheen in a similar fashion to the Eyelander; when using sword weapons as Demoman, the effect is only presented on his right eye.
Bing soy: a golden pan just dropped in my inventory
Server: 👍
Mr Soy: Ye, I also sold my Professional Killstreak vintage collector's edition battle scarred Hale's own strange golden frying pan.
Server:
Mr Bing: for 20 keys just scam some schmuck
Server people: . . .¿
Bing Soy: *Proceeds to 360 head shot penetrate entire enemy team while jumping off a cliff just to get stuck on an invisible pixel*
Server: 👍
Mr Soy: Ye, I also sold my Professional Killstreak vintage collector's edition battle scarred Hale's own strange golden frying pan.
Server:
Mr Bing: for 20 keys just scam some schmuck
Server people: . . .¿
Bing Soy: *Proceeds to 360 head shot penetrate entire enemy team while jumping off a cliff just to get stuck on an invisible pixel*
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2nd a street prostitute (per Merriam Webster)
See also "telephone perfessionalism" or the use of baby talk without the tone.
2nd a street prostitute (per Merriam Webster)
See also "telephone perfessionalism" or the use of baby talk without the tone.
Servant: Let's keep it professional
Client: when I want a BJ ill let you know but outside of work I am not otherwise inclined to be fake.
Client: when I want a BJ ill let you know but outside of work I am not otherwise inclined to be fake.
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