procrasturbate

the act of rubbing one out for a long period of time, usually due to little or no ambition

Day off tomorrow, just gonna sleep in then procrasturbate the rest of the afternoon.

by KtownBrian November 8, 2021

Procrastibated

To masturbate instead of work

Tanner procrastibated In the parking lot

by Notme47 March 29, 2022

Procrasturbate

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.

I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023

procrasturbate

Putting off a task in order to masturbate

I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ March 21, 2023

Procrastabate

A Procrastination masturbation

John was overwhelmed with his workload, he had one last email to respond to before the end of the day, due to his mental fatigue he needed to procrastabate to recharge and finish off that email.

by Mr Sweat July 6, 2023

Procrasturbate

To put off doing something important by doing something pleasant

I really need to study for finals, but I think I'll procrasturbate with some Call of Duty first.

by BoardGameGuy August 7, 2023

Procrastibate

To put off masturbating until later.

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.

by Abubaca August 16, 2024