procrastination

when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).

congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM

B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"

by dogman_ June 11, 2022

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procrasti-cation

It is a self-preservation behavior triggered by feeling overworked. It happens when the number of tasks you need to complete for work exceeds the amount of time spent at work and you begin taking work home just to keep up. You hit a mental wall and procrastinating doing the work outside normal work hours becomes the only break you allow yourself to take.

They allowed themselves a short procrasti-cation by searching for the perfect shortbread recipe before responding to work emails before going to sleep.

by Lookingforsomethingbetter July 27, 2022

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Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

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