To procrastinate by eating
Person 1: I don't want to do my homework. I wonder what there is to eat?
Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!
Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!
by luckybon October 25, 2012
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(Other tenses include procrastichieved, procrastichieving, procrastichiever.)
(Other tenses include procrastichieved, procrastichieving, procrastichiever.)
"Why bother studying today for the test next week, when I can procrastichieve the night before, ace the test, and forget everything afterwards anyway."
"Procrastichieving is proven to stimulate creative ability. It allows ideas to grow in the subconscious during the waiting period that would not flourish if the first idea was used immediately. However, writing a hurried paper five minutes before class usually yields more of a procrastifail."
"Procrastichieving is proven to stimulate creative ability. It allows ideas to grow in the subconscious during the waiting period that would not flourish if the first idea was used immediately. However, writing a hurried paper five minutes before class usually yields more of a procrastifail."
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v. One step up from procrasterbating, procrasterbanging is sex for the purpose of putting off work that needs to be done.
"Hey man, I had this paper due today but my girlfriend came over last night." "Yeah, gotta procrasterbang sometimes."
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I spent the last hour procrastercizing. Now I have to procrastershower and the procrastereat. THEN I'll get back to my homework...as soon as I'm done procrasturbating.
by Hulie May 7, 2013
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'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
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