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Pinning a girl legs behind her head before engaging in sex.
"How was she in bed?"
"Well, I put her in the pretzel. She didn't move much."
by Rusty Collins October 10, 2015
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Pretzel

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Noun ( pret-zuhl )

A bread made of dough and shaped like a knot.
A pretzel was on a napkin.
by JulianDB December 15, 2016
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pretzel pop

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when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her
by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017
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Pretzel Rodding

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The act of sucking someone's fingers in a sexual way. Finger sucking
Tom liked pretzel rodding his partners fingers.
by Tye95 March 24, 2017
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Pretzel Stick

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Slang name for a penis with genital warts.
Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?

Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.

Janna: Damn rip.
by epicbullet497 May 24, 2017
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An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
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Pretzel force

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The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
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