Pork Pocket

by December 18, 2021
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Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...
-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.
by wastedcrunch May 17, 2007
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pork donut

I pulled a whale yesterday and she craved anal so I gave her a pork donut.
by Loveable Rogue April 28, 2016
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Pork Eye

When you accidentally get Pork in your eye during a morning show. Originated on Good Mythical Morning and Stevie is wrong.
You wanna get pork eye, not pink eye.
by djKENTO April 17, 2023
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Pork Faggot

A person who is overweight or obese who is also a member of the LGBT community.
Person 1: _____ is a pork faggot. He is fat and gay.
by February 27, 2023
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Whiskey pork

When you get really drunk on irish whiskey and pork your friends mom.
Brian: i had nothing to do last night so i called up malaki's mom for some whiskey pork.
by Lucidbuffalo January 07, 2017
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Porked the York

The act of slapping a piece of ham on your partners back during sex. Preferably doggy style but technique can be altered for your preference.
"Yeah Kylie we porked the york this morning. That's what I call breakfast in bed!"
by Young Dj JJ Thickems August 31, 2017
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