pork slinger

a derogatory term for an obese person.

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.

by renegade lemonade March 11, 2016

Pork hop

An underdone pork chop that is threatening to hop off ones plate

Those things are so raw I think they should should be called pork hops!

by Jack Epstein September 25, 2014

pork donut

Anal with a fat bitch

I pulled a whale yesterday and she craved anal so I gave her a pork donut.

by Loveable Rogue May 26, 2016

Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007

Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.

Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO

by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012

pork nachos

A meaty, cheesy treat prepared often by a denson to share with friends and find comfort in life after learning people their age are running marathons and making something of themselves.

Can also be a term used for monster babies and children who are born adult size.

pork nachos save the lives of many

by Ms. Reaves March 20, 2015

Whiskey pork

When you get really drunk on irish whiskey and pork your friends mom.

Brian: i had nothing to do last night so i called up malaki's mom for some whiskey pork.

by Lucidbuffalo January 6, 2017