pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 20, 2008

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014

Pork hop

An underdone pork chop that is threatening to hop off ones plate

Those things are so raw I think they should should be called pork hops!

by Jack Epstein September 25, 2014

pork nachos

A meaty, cheesy treat prepared often by a denson to share with friends and find comfort in life after learning people their age are running marathons and making something of themselves.

Can also be a term used for monster babies and children who are born adult size.

pork nachos save the lives of many

by Ms. Reaves March 20, 2015

Pork circle

The act of spit roasting a series of female deuce and a half or bigger females with an uninterruped mouth to genital circuit.

I got way too wasted last night, and unfortunately almost drowned in a pork circle.

by Jim-Bob Cooter December 10, 2016

pork slinger

a derogatory term for an obese person.

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.

by renegade lemonade March 11, 2016

Porked the York

The act of slapping a piece of ham on your partners back during sex. Preferably doggy style but technique can be altered for your preference.

"Yeah Kylie we porked the york this morning. That's what I call breakfast in bed!"

by Young Dj JJ Thickems August 31, 2017