Poot

a very great snowman who likes to make robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

Poots

Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).

"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad

by CaptainArc November 30, 2021

Poot

Handsome male with a very huge penis.

that nigga Poot he the shit. literally

by pobando December 12, 2018

poot swag

The act of someone trying to hinder you sauce and the amount of sauce to drip that usually is allowable by the Scale Of Litness.

why everybody trying to stop your poot swagg

by Doctor Murder 420 May 14, 2019

Pooted

When someone poop-toots. A slippery fart!

Oh no... I think I pooted!

by TBabbyGirl May 15, 2020

Poots

To achieve a long held goal, but make such a terrible job of it that you lose everything shortly after.

“Edwin got that dream job, but then he made a complete Poots out of it”

by JaydaF June 17, 2021

poot whoo

A Poot Whoo is someone who is famous for letting out tremendous amounts of gas in the form of flatuations. Generally these powerful burst bring tears to the eye and smell as if someone has stained the air.

John: Dude, did you invite Rocky to the steam room party?
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.

by Kris aka Special K April 12, 2008