Man Plank

A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.

Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.

by CraigEvansEmbo January 9, 2024

Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022

thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently

some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023

Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Frisbee Planks

Frisbee Planks, is a term for planking while other men try to stick as many frisbees in between your asscheeks as possible. Before the activity stars, all men participating must say “No Homo” to ensure no homosexual intentionsOnce the limit is reached, the man with the frisbees must try to launch them in the sky and catch them again. Frisbee Planks is most commonly done while not sober, and requires a lot of practice.

Hey man, I’m feeling some frisbee planks rn.

Sure man, just start planking when your ready.

by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium May 17, 2023

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

plank

A meme you see in a dream

I like posting planks on the popular subreddit r/thomastheplankengine

by CrazyPosadist October 3, 2023