Garage Dangle Thrust Pong

A high stakes game of honour and athletic prowess involving the 'thrusting' of an object, known as a "dangle-berry", which is suspended by a piece of string from the roof of a garage (or "car-hold" if you wanna be a jerk about it)

The game plays in the style of classic pong with 2 opponents thrusting madly, and often violently, at the "dangle-berry"; each attempting to outclass and outwit their opponent thereby achieving ultimate satisfaction and recognition in the 'GDTP Deathmatch Arena - of Death"

Bj - "Yo Soph, GDTP?"

Soph - "Wurrrrrd"

Adam (reigning GDTP champion) - "In Garage Dangle Thrust Pong, your only goal is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by BjLoh October 14, 2010

Wing Wang Phong

Slang word, meaning "A mans Penis".. Commonly used when parents are around and you don't want to be talking about a mans penis all day long.

THAT WING WANG PHONG IS HUGE!

by ZebraPanda November 15, 2016

The Devil's Ping Pong

The Dirty; Mommy-Daddy Playtime; Babymaking; Coitus; the Horizontal Tango; Making the Beast with Two Backs; Swishing the Fish; Diddle the Skittles; Mormon Teeth-Brushing; Pollination; Bumping Uglies; Trip Down the Grand Canyon; Plowing the Field; Sowing Wild Oats; In N Out Burger; Home Run; Tomb Raider; Going Down Under; Bushwhacking; Ace in the Hole; Buttering the Biscuits; Making Happy; Doing the Do; Making Whoopie; Banging; Screwing; Pounding; Shagging; Sexual Intercourse

Karsten and Jasmine are upstairs playing the Devil's ping pong.

by PhalangeMarcus April 18, 2018

Pong Box

A red headed female. Name is derived by the unequivocal fact that the vaginas of these soulless individuals smell.

What do you think about that red headed chick - Nah mate, I don't do pong boxes.

by HyperRetard September 6, 2009

Pongo’d

A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.

Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d

by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009

Phong

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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE I HATE PHONG KILL HIM

by Leah Gurtas April 13, 2022

Dirty Pong Hole

When your playing beer pong and you shove the ball up your partners ass then thrust them in the front until it shoots out their ass and towards the cups

Dude i can't believe we made that dirty pong hole, it was sexy.

by Shan-Jess October 13, 2007