pistol

1. taking a huge piss after holding it in for a long amount of time
2. slang for urinating

1. Jeff had been in the car all day with going to the bathroom therefore it was not surprise when he screamed out "I have to take a pistol".
2. Mrs. Nancy could i take a pistol

by Frank Oveltreer August 25, 2013

Pistol Pedicure

(nounl

Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure

Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.

Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.

Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.

See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.

“Jeff tried to impress his boss by explaining how he would run the company better. Now he’s unemployed and his team threw him a going-away gift card to the unemployment office. Classic Pistol Pedicure.”

by APedant October 18, 2025

Pistol Shrimp

A Pistol Shrimp is a shrimp that lives in both freshwater and saltwater.

When the bubble made by the Pistol Shrimp's snapping pops it can emit sounds up to 218 decibels and can reach temperatures nearly as hot as the sun.

Pistol Shrimp are organic guns.

by NS1762 January 24, 2021

Pistol Dick

The act of a loser spraying with a pistol on Call Of Duty 1.

*Get sprayed by some loser using a pistol on Call Of Duty 1*
- "Man, that guy is a pistol dick!"

by Big-Bush Nukka-Tush January 29, 2010

M1911 Pistol

The official pistol/sidearm of the US army and other branches from ww1 to the end of the Vietnam War. It is was the most powerful pistol in the world until the Desert Eagle, or Deagle was introduced. It was, and still is the best selling semi-automatic pistol of all time. It can come in 9mm, but the most popular ammunition is .45 or .45 ACP.

“That M1911 Pistol was so powerful!”

by dictionaryblob128 April 23, 2022

PISTOL PETER

A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.

"Dude wasn't HUNG, but he hit every spot at the right time, like Pistol Peter"

by JJ Milla September 23, 2022

pistol douche

One whom exclusively uses the pistol in a shooter game, especially by just using it to pistol whip. Usually frowned upon by all other players, especially in the XBOX 360 game Gears of War.

In a Gears of War Match:

"That guy's being a pistol douche. He never uses any other weapon!"

by bigmax June 17, 2007