piss orgasm

feeling nearly as good as an orgasm while ur pissing

ohh i had the best piss orgasm this morning

by wooCha October 4, 2003

piss cancel

When you cancel the piss animation by beginning to masturbate.

Damn, he's taking so long in the bathroom, does he even know how to piss cancel?

by redsleepinggrass September 29, 2021

Piss-bead

Term invented at Reading festival 1998. Refers to when a gentleman fails to shake excess urine from his penis, instead putting his manhood back into his pants. As a result, urine dribbles through the pants onto the trousers in a circular/bead-like shape. Most noticeable on chino-style trousers.

" ere john, there's a fair few piss-beads on your strides"

by Tawdry quacks October 16, 2013

mystery piss

The act of urinating in complete darkness while in a bathroom, attempting to locate the toilet or disregarding it completely.

The next time your in the mall, picking up your dad from jail, or at loved one's home enter the bathroom and shut off the lights. Unzip and let it go. That's a mystery piss! You did it!

I took a mystery piss in the RCC bathroom today. The janitor is gonna be so pissed!

by PISSFACELARRY April 24, 2011

piss in the wind

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Elephant piss

An epic piss resulting from supersizing that coke at the theaters.

Duuuude, that was waaaay too much Vault. I gotta go take and elephant piss.

by Kratos3 August 21, 2009

Rat piss

A codename for "send nudes".

"Hey girl, rat piss"

by Lil Skoot March 6, 2017