phumping

Perspective humping. When you line up with another person and pretend like you are humping them through the use of forced perspective. Usually best when caught on camera.

At zentalklaugh, when Jon wasn't looking, Frank starting phumping him when he bent over to check the calendar.

by Joezen777 August 11, 2010

phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy's head hit the pillow with a phumph.

by Mr Phumph December 12, 2016

phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy hit the blanket with a phumph.

by quello Quinn lol mew mew mew! July 11, 2022

phlumpt

The process of sticking ones finger up anothers butthole when they least expect it.

Oh no not again! Mom, Danny phlumpt me in the butthole and it hurts.

by JimBim December 9, 2008

Plump snitchey

One who is fat and is a rat bag shit head.

That fucking plump snitchey just ratted me out! Let's throw his ass off a bridge.

by joeking December 19, 2007

Phymp

A person or figuratively a general circumstance which looks desperate or lost generally, but - suspected by the narrator - has good hopes of a very positive outcome.

No, he's a phymp

by Jagger97 October 18, 2009

phurphle

(fur-ful) A word to describe a color you can't recognize

Two dudes are watching Animal Planet:

Jim: What color is THAT thing, dude?! Indigo? Like aaaaa...sandy...brown...?

Bob: I dunno, man. Totally phurphle.

by LookitThatDrunkGuy June 17, 2010