Pedophile

If you think you are one, you are not

Pedophile-ocd is the leading cause of suicidal thoughts in teenage/younger men.

by Hello-553669 April 27, 2025

Pedophile

An adult that is sexually attracted to kids under the age of consent

"A Pedophile is Someone who likes touching little boys and girls, elephants, and faces." - Mr. Goodman, Bowser Junior's 1st Grade Part 3, SML

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter

Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile

by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022

pedophille

a cool, relaxed, and fun teacher

being strict is part of the job, but I like being a pedophille every once and a while!

by rubby o'volvo January 17, 2024

Pedophile

Amy

Amy is a pedophile

by Man like nige December 1, 2018

Pedophile

Pedophiles are sexy

Pedophiles are sexy human beans with large penis

by Isuckmymumzztoes April 25, 2023

Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.

Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024