pee pee touch 

This is usually a final request from someone who is desperate for sex.

Man: I'll pay you 100 bucks to sleep with me.

Stripper: Fuck no!

Man: How bout 10 bucks and you give me a pee pee touch

pee pee touch by zarreff March 20, 2010

Pee Pee Poo Poo 

Pee Pee Poo Poo is a title given to the pigs of PewDiePie and it is also a race.

1.PEE PEE POO POO WHY DID YOU PUSH ME TO THE END (whyy..)- pewdiepie
2.We will make an army so big we will defeat the Ender Dragon together, pee pee poo poo.-Also pewdiepie

Pee Pee Poo Poo by Havavaluwalawea September 19, 2019

pee curtain

labia majora; enlarged vagina lip(s) as often seen hanging beneath promiscuous woman fun holes. These worn-out gutter sluts are usually found starring in low budget porns that involve multiple dongs - to include but not limited to those belonging to musk ox, rhino, common house cats, gorillas and german shepards

Nigel: I say old girl, why do you have sores on your pee curtain?

Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio

pee curtain by cornfritter December 15, 2010

pee in my cornflakes 

someone goes and says or does something that ruins your day

"sorry i can't go this this weekend."
"why don't you just pee in my cornflakes won't cha"

"who peed in your cornflakes this morning?"
my mom won't let me go to the concert!"

pee in my cornflakes by brodybear May 9, 2007

Pee Pee Monger

One who advocates the looking at the bulge in a man's pants. This is the polar opposite or the feminine version of Chi Chi Monger- One who advocates the looking at a woman's breast.

Mike was getting a haircut the other day and Marina, the pee pee monger that she is was, peaking up his shorts.

Pee Pee Monger by chevolay August 11, 2008

pee pee poo poo ohhh

Pee pee poo poo ohhh is a song that goes “pee pee poo poo ohhh ohhhh pee pee poo poo ohhhh ohh pee pee poo poo ohh”

Me:Hey you want to hear a song

My friend:What song

Me:Pee pee poo poo ohhh
My friend:Sure

pee pee poo poo ohhh by Jace mic August 7, 2020

pee wee herman'd 

getting caught masterbating

dude that fucker Phillip tottaly got Pee Wee Herman'd the other night

pee wee herman'd by G-Funk July 17, 2003