Significant Other

If you are a guy or a girl and there is a girl in your bed and is not wearing her panties or only wearing her panties, and has been at your place for more than an hour, or more than a day, then she could be your significant other, otherwise she could be a hooker.

If you are a girl or a guy and there is a guy in your bed and he inserted something of his inside of any of your body's openings during the night, and has been at your place for more than an hour or a day, then he could be your significant other, otherwise, he just may be a male prostitute, or the one you met at the bar last night

Example 1:
Joe: "Hey guys, Dan has a girl staying at his place. I have been to his apartment twice this week and she was there both times. And both times she came out of Dan's room with only a towel wrapped around her and she is a blonde. I think Dan has a significant other now"

Dan: "Yep"

Everybody: "Yay!!! Way to go Dan ... Score!!!"

Dan thinking to himself: "I wish! She is just a really cheap hooker"

Example 2:
Gina: "Hey Jane, I saw you with a guy last night. Was he a male prostitute?"

Jane: "No, he is my significant other"

Gina: "Really? because I may know something about him that you don't seem to know. His name is Ken and he is a male prostitute. I have hired him to get one of my girl friends laid one time not too long ago"

Jane: "Okay fine. He is not my significant other. I hooked up with him at a bar last night and we just had a one night thing"

Gina: "Did you guys use protection? I mean with him being a male prostitute and all, it is a pretty scary thing to hook up with someone like him at bar and bring him home"

Jane: "Okay fine. He is not my significant other, and I did not hook up with him at a bar either. He is a male prostitute and I hired him because I haven't had anything inside of me in such a long time. There you have it. Happy?"

by Fun Times October 4, 2012

otherish

This is the true opposite of selfish. Synonymous with selfless.

A selfless person thinks less about himself. But there is still some "self" in that word we use. The best way to be selfless is to be otherish. That's a more descriptive word for where we really should focus our attention. And it is a positive rather than negative word.

by pastor gregory March 6, 2009

othering

the act of alienating from the group; not including someone because they are different

The kids in the choir are always othering the ones that don't sing very well; they won't let them sit at the same lunch table.
Othering people who aren't like you isn't cool; you may be losing out on a new friend with your close-minded fears of anything different from what you are used to; and besides, it's mean.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 4, 2020

Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

A sarcastic phrase meant to reveal a deceptive statement that downplays the significance of fundamental events.

"Other than killing him, I never heart him!" ... - Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
"Other than all the names I called her, I never bulled her!" ... - Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

by racken September 3, 2016

otherwhere

adv. A location that is not the current one in question.

Look otherwhere, I'm experiencing shrinkage.

by Fangor February 11, 2005

Othet

Upper level grammar nazi. This particular variant scours websites for the definition of misspelled words so as to bolster a false feeling of superiority.

This othet just spent 10 minutes searching for a word that doesn't exist.

by BallWilson June 25, 2017

other 98% of milk

unobtainable. a material so rare it can never be found. if you attempt to unlock the other 98% of milk you will be promptly dissatisfied.

him: hey do you want to find the other 98% of milk?
her: no, for it is unobtainable

by the ooga chaka January 3, 2020