Table Olympics

When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.
There goes Chase running across those tables.
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!
by The_IraVoid November 21, 2016
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table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill
I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.
by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017
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dent in the table

when a person has breasts caving into the body.
kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table
by mcmugger June 28, 2011
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THICCCC tables

A table who is usually attractive. It's thicc and looks like a snack. It will reject all the vsco girls/guys. But it likes to eat cheese burgers and fries with you.
Me: let's go get My Donald's
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis
by I$eat$vsco$girls$every$day September 24, 2019
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Vulture Table

The table or area in an office where people bring food or snacks for others to eat up or take home.
Example 1:
Office Mate 1: We have all these extra pizza slices and cake from the McGyver's birthday party, what should we do?

Office Mate 2: Just put them on the vulture table. One of those fat cows will eat them up or take them home.
by davidhockney January 14, 2012
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table flipper

1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.

2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!

2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
by enkephalin07 November 28, 2015
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Table popsicle

Why... The... Fuck
by CheeseCake420e October 22, 2020
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