Sesh

A meeting of uneducated teens who think its cool to drink and smoke in front of people so that everyone knows how edgy and sad each one of them is because life has no better joy than getting wasted when your 14 and dying at 20

Dylan: Hey Fionn, I've been at my grandmas all day, it was so boring!
Simon: Do you know what you need? A SESH!!!
Dylan: aw yeah boi lets get wasted yno like yolo and all dat shit
Simon: ye yolo man like we only 15, we could die tomorrow yno what im saying???
Dylan: yeah like we gonna die anyway why not make it sooner rather than later?
Simon: we're so much more educated than our parents.

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

stroke sesh

when a guy is stroking his dick (masturbating)

you called me mid stroke sesh

by CaptainPu$$ySlaya May 24, 2024

sesh

getting mangled to the point where you have less than 0 brain cells left staring at a bag of k or coke at 6am at the crack of day light licking the remainders shivering in a blanket in the smokers

the sesh will turn you into a zombi from black ops

by mrshemmo1996 November 12, 2019

sesh killer

a pussy who can’t hang

Matt is is a sesh killer , did you see him at the party.

by john frankson February 25, 2018

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

Sesh

London urban slang for oral sex.

ayyyy did u pattern sesh from that yat
(did you receive a blowjob from that girl)

by lololol234 May 30, 2018

Lao-Sesh

this term (noun/adj) itself is a short form of Lao-Szechuan and has multiple meanings that can differ based on context. It is widely used to signify an asian meal that incorporates some sort of oriental seasoned meat cooked with veggies and served on a side of rice. Also, the term can be used to explain something in a negative regard and show signs of difficult/hopeless situations.

Term used as a noun:

Dwight: Hey Alex, what have you prepared for dinner tonight?
Alex: Tonight, we will be having Lao-Sesh.

Term used as an adjective:
Dwight: How was your Organic Chemistry exam last week?
Alex: Scores came back and I got the class low, 14.5%. I got Lao-Seshed.

by viagrafactory December 10, 2023