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Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.
Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth
by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023
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Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj
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Superman BJ

When a man stands like Superman with has hands on his hips and gazes off into the distance, whilst his girl is down on her knees giving him a BJ.
I finally got my first Superman BJ last night! I felt like a real superhero!
by The Stroker Ace August 12, 2025
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BJ

Sup BJ
by Wild_Lil_Horse June 29, 2019
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bloody bj

When a girl is on her menstral cycle; She puts her fingers on her vagina and puts it in her mouth. After she then sucks the male's penis.
Tina the Llama took out her tampon and after gave Guillermo a bloody bj.
by The Morning Redwood March 13, 2014
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