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Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.
Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth
by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023
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Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj
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BJ Gasket

A collagen injection in the lips that make a person with a small face have disproportionately large O shaped lips.
Girl had cute little lips until she got that BJ Gasket installed.
by wfukradio October 9, 2023
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Larne BJ

The act of receiving a blowjob whilst on a cliff or in a mountainous region.
Rick: 'Yo did you hear that Mark one was getting sucked off again last night'

Bryan: 'probably a Larne BJ giving his cragged surroundings'
by Jnrrpg July 5, 2010
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Brazilian BJ

A kiss.

Origin: "BJ" in Brazilian slang is short for "Beijos" which means "kisses".
Last night, she gave me a Brazilian BJ.
by Shugunou June 28, 2023
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