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Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.
The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.
by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023
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smell the obsession

it basically means like when someone is constantly bothering u or always looking in ur direction and makes it RLLY obvious, thus meaning they're obsessed with u abt something.
Friend 1: 'Do u see Theo looking over at us?'
Friend 2: 'Yuh, I wonder how long he's been staring for..?'
Friend 3: 'Y'all I can smell the obsession coming from him, he clearly has a thing for us.'
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Obsessed person: 'Hey, how are u?'
Friend 1: 'u already asked us that five times today...but, I'm still fine.'
*Obsessed person leaves*
Friend 3: 'Yeah i smell the obsession he has with u friend 1'
by InquisitiveLuck June 16, 2023
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Obsesses over the newest fad or idea. Always has a new hobby or passion. Instantly knows everything about the obsession, most likely due to google search.
By 8 a.m. this morning, my buddy had entered the Mr. Universe contest, by 10 a.m. he sold his gym equipment. By noon one would of thought he had a masters in science and computer technology due he vast knowledge of google searched items. Then as the afternoon came to an end, he had sold all of his computers and purchased a dog sled, and was going off the grid in the Yukon. Very typical of his obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder.
by Cucklife February 5, 2021
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f.o.s - faez obsessive syndrome

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when sum hoes have an obsession with the best hottest and smartest twitter user @bunnnisz... usually the obsession comes from users @hippoddiamandis and @witchdiamandis bcuz they are obsessed whales
* under faez post *
a: omg this flopped as usual

b: wtf how obsessed can you be get help because u have f.o.s - faez obsessive syndrome)

*other tweet*
a: ......if this flops its faezs fault / faez hacked me
b: again you're bringing faez in... get help with ur f.o.s WHALE
by rontwigs_luvrxx August 5, 2020
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Mickey Mouse's Obsession

Mickey Mouse's Obsession is when you like hot dogs. It is called Mickey Mouse's Obsession because he made a song on how much he likes hot didgety dogs.
Person 1: Dang, I have a case of Mickey Mouse's Obsession.
Person 2: THE FUCK BRO YOU HIGH?!
by Flugalug October 16, 2020
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not obsessed with cam

a female who is obsessed with me but is too scared to say it
sophie is NOT obsessed with cam
by sophie hunter December 1, 2022
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dreamsmp._.obsession

dreamsmp._.obsession is a very underrated tiktokker. I am friends with them and they are really kind and caring for me and for others and I love dreamsmp._.obsession
"Did u heard about dreamsmp._.obsession?"

"Yeah! I love her content so much!"
by Dsmp..stan_9 September 8, 2021
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