Proving I’m not gay

To prove you aren’t gay to somebody is to have heterosexual sex with them

I’m proving I’m not gay with Kiera

by Racinette July 11, 2021

I'm not snowman

What you have to say when someone roasts you

john: you're as fat as a cheese burger

You: I'm not snowman

by CCCUUU June 8, 2018

I'm not reading that

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.

Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.

by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019

god is god, i'm not.

Made famous by Beyoncé on her "Don't Hurt Yourself" music video, "GOD IS GOD, I AM NOT" actually means that if god forgives, I don't, which was the context of the song itself (Beyoncé was mad in her song, singing about how he cheated on her).

Boy: Forgive me, I swear I will change.
Girl: God is god, I'm not.
Boy: You are so selfish
Girl: *BLOCK*

by YasserB January 9, 2017

I'm not Asian -.-

something most non-Asians say who are mistakenly thought of as "Asians" say to correct others and their friends of their own non-Asian ethnicity.

online, it is followed with an "Unamused" or "Asian Face" emoticon. -.- or -_-

irl, a face of un-amusement or glare is put on as the non-Asian corrects their peer(s).

Matt: "Asian Face -_-"
Jeff: "I'm not Asian -.-"
Roger: "He is clearly not Asian"
Andrew: "He's Filipino"
Jeff: "Thank You!
Matt: "...You look Asian"
Jeff: "I'M NOT ASIAN! -.-"

by Novikane June 11, 2011

i'm not gonna lie

A saying Troy made up at Virginia Tech meaning he has to tell the truth but regrets it... It is spreading in popularity as we speak

I'm not gonna lie, but you are fat and ugly

by Troy April 20, 2004

i'm not puting a dick on you

a sentence wich is said in israel, while being mad at someone.

boy 1: i hate you
boy 2: oh really?
boy 1: yeah, i hate you so much that i'm not puting a dick on you!

by kosto September 22, 2008