Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.

Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary

by TheBoogerBandit February 7, 2023

Normal Necropsittacus rodericanus

person who goes to sleep around a normal time and wakes up around a normal time. (Named after a now extinct parrot)

"I'm such a night owl!!!"
"I'll have you know I'm a normal Necropsittacus rodericanus."

by big Beebee March 25, 2017

Normal Squalor

A term for seemingly human-attributed and incidental sicknesses and other misfortunes that are actually strongly caused by repetitious behaviors in cultures.

Sedentary sickness or decline in fitness is a consequence of normal squalor, because so much of the time, we are sedentary.

by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019

normal

In theory, what everyone should try to be.

Guy: I just want to be normal.

Girl: Good.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2018

Normal

Not me

I am not normal

by GQQSE_CHASE January 16, 2022

Normal defeniction

Normal defeniction? Oh yea! Thats a thing, that only 1% of world population have seen

Bro, today i found normal defeniction of shark 🌋

by ActuallyOkDefiniction November 8, 2024

Normalize,

No? You don't think so?

Hym "What SHOULD we normalize, Michael? OH! I know! How about incest slavery cults? Ope! Wait... It's a little too late for that! Isn't it? Ha!"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2024