Bate Mate

A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.

"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"

"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."

"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."

"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"

by The Smifter March 25, 2012

Mate Boost

A term derived from the video game Ark: survival evolved, and is jokingly used to humiliate people who are engaging in interactions with the opposite gender.

*Ryan talks to a woman*
Kieran: "Mate boost!"

by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

Man-mate

A female roommate that has the mental and or physical characteristics of a man

My man-mate never wears a bra!

by rae sunshine January 1, 2010

Heyo mates

A cute way of saying hello cause why not people use that

Heyo mates
HIIIIII

by Lepotato12 November 5, 2020

Smother Mate

When a girl squeezes your head with her thighs while giving you a footjob

Ok Dinny full disclosure I think a smother mate is actually a chess thing but I just made this thinly disguised fetish up

by unholytrinity3 March 4, 2023

chao mates

Friends who kiss and have sex but with no commitment whatsoever the two can date outside

I am not dating brad we kissed yes but thats only cause we are chao mates

by Jraeyy February 10, 2018

Day Mate

A shorter way of saying "the people I know in real life".

@the_temptations_fanpage (Internet Friend 1): I love having friends! They're so fun!

@revolutionarysaxplayer (Internet Friend 2): Yeah, totally! But I definitely like my internet friends more than my day mates though... Like you!

@the_temptations_fanpage: Really? Thanks! Same to you!

@revolutionarysaxplayer: No problem :)

by revolutionarysaxplayer November 6, 2015