needlessly complex

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.

The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.

by FPB June 18, 2008

needless sacrifice syndrome

The tendency of action, sci-fi, or fantasy media to needlessly sacrifice main characters for one reason or another.

Charlie from Lost, most characters from Lost, and every tough black sidekick character ever are all examples of needless sacrifice syndrome.

by Superdragonswordninja May 14, 2009

needle nose pliers

pliers that taper to a point, usually used for precision tasks.

needle nose pliers are great for bending paper clips.

by je007 June 25, 2009

needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

need me one

(its a term I found this term on omegle.com). By the context I understood it to mean : I need one (for) myself / for me

boy a) do you have a gf?

boy b) nah man, I need me one as well

by Sexydimma November 27, 2016

Needlesick

Going through withdrawals due to intravenous drug use. Most often heroin.

Man I'm so fucking needlesick I'm shitting my pants I gotta get a point of smack.

by JUNK.FUCK February 16, 2017

needletail

Dead.

Person 1: Oh look at that fish. It's not moving.
Person 2: It's a Needletail

by -Shiloh- August 4, 2017