Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.

"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"

by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012

Mystery liquid

something you should never. EVER. drink. If you drink it, you will probably die.

guy 1: don't drink that mystery liquid!
guy 2: I wasn't gonna, retard.

by SailorJazzy<3 September 20, 2023

Mystery meat

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat

You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat

by SavvyOne November 9, 2018

mystery finger

It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means...

Sike. We all know what it is!

See my mystery finger? Figure out what it means!

by Set Blue 23 November 21, 2018

Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have

Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024

mystery night

On November 18

When people ( kids) throw egg at other people doors mystery night

by Kiyah. November 17, 2021

Mysterious Orbs

Oho! Hollow purple.

Hym "Wait... You guy know that I'm the original guy who was talking about the weaponized schizophrenia right? There were never 2 weaponized schizophrenia guys. I'm the only one. I did it under a different name but the Gmail account has always been the same. If you trace my emails back to when Urban Dictionary still had rejection letters that still went out you'll see that I still have rejection letters. Right? No you. Something something non-sequitur. That was all me. The hot ones where purple. When I said I was Noah I wasn't claiming to be Noah and I elaborated when I said it both in the actual post and in the subsequent post. That's were the Gojo powers come from. Reversal Red (No you) Blue is something-something non-sequitor. And Gojo say something about twilight in the incantation before using hollow purple. That's a reference to me saying chicks were into Robert Patinson from Twilight? Remember? That was me. Using Jordan's. Did a thing about the relationship between Jungian Psychology and anime. I'm doing a thing here guys this was supposed to come around full circle a lot faster than it did you guys are slow as fucking dogshit. And now we got mysterious orbs in the sky is the anti-spiral going off!? You guys need to hurry the fuck up then."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025