the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides
by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025
is that a mystery burrito
by makemoney1234 December 16, 2010
When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.
When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020
Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!
by Xan Plan February 04, 2022
Joe: Dude, so how was that mystery WAP?
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!
by MerriamWebsterOfficial17 July 01, 2023
Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.
Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!
by Bob the Mighty August 02, 2011
by JustyWayne August 20, 2015