Myspace Tom 

The one and only TOM, creator of myspace, what else is there to say?

Myspace Tom: Myspace; A Place for Friends!

No Tom, we're NOT friends.

Myspace Tom by shaun white is a hotiee May 22, 2006

myspace whore 

Any person being male or female who gets attention on MySpace by having a rediculous amount of friends they don't know, never talked to and will never talk to. They try to get people to add them and comment their page and pics by repeatedly posting bulletins telling them to do so, which ends up just annoying other MySpace users.
The term myspace whore actually has nothing to do with the true act of whoring, or any kind of sexual act for that matter. It is just a term used for those who seek out attention on MySpace.

Example One
Person 1 - (Has 900+ friends) "Hey!!!!!! You seem cool. Add me!! Don't forget to comment my pix!"
Person 2 - "Sorry, I'm anti myspace whore."

myspace whore by Kaila C July 24, 2006

myspace hair 

Myspace hair is characterized by messy, ratty-looking hair, mainly due to randomly placed hair extensions, teasing, and loads of hairspray.

It's gained popularity among the scenester crowd (more commonly known as myspace whores), and now-a-days, you'd be hard pressed not to find a default pic on myspace showcasing a perfect example of this style.

PersonA: Did you see Misty's new myspace default? Her hair looks like a total rat's nest.

PersonB: Duh. It's suppsosed to look like that. It's myspace hair.

myspace hair by Bean McBeans February 6, 2009

myspace 

What started out as a website, now has become a cultural reference, laughingstock, mainly due to the large amount of freshman getting pedo'd, because they give out all their info, right down to their social security number, in hopes of gaining more "friends"

You know it's bad when the teachers are going "Shut up, or I'll delete you from my MySpace!"

myspace by kidsxonxdrugs April 9, 2006

myspaceturbate 

the act of getting extreme pleasure from overly browsing through Myspace profiles.

Instead of going out tonight, I will Myspaceturbate.

myspaceturbate by Tainted Love March 3, 2007

MySpace 

The "black hole" of the internet.

If I weren't out with you guys tonight I would probably be home refreshing my MySpace page every five seconds

MySpace by K Star April 26, 2006

myspace 

something that isn't worth comment.

myspace is equivalent to fanny packs, once grabbed ahold of it's a plague and pointless.

myspace by glue mcdonald August 16, 2006