murtle

To be s odrunk mispronunciation of words is common.
Mortal -> Murtle

I think I'm murtle me!

by DRValid October 19, 2011

murple

(noun) A word that rhymes with purple.

Most murples are moranges (in that they are created specifically to rhyme with the word purple)

Bad Rapper: So we're gonna paint it purple,
with brushes and some blurple...
Other: ... man that's such a murple.
And also a morange. Dude, uncool.

by pdyxs May 3, 2011

muffler bearing

a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own

hey man i think your muffler bearings going out

by peter gosinya January 11, 2009

twat muffler

Vagina, twat, snatch, cunt, pussy, mound, cochie, bitch

Silence you twat muffler!

by T.O. Spazz April 3, 2015

murgle

The mumble used in place of one's name when introducing people whose names one has forgotten. Coined by Jovial Bob Stine. Often used with wordBlempgorf/word. "While everyone assumes they couldn't hear and re-introduces themselves, you can slip off and eat some little party hot dogs."

Hello, murgle murgle, I'd like you to meet my new friend murgle. I've got to run; those mini hot dogs look tasty.

by Decaf Silicon May 12, 2003

muffler

one who joins in the act of muffling, or the stimulation of the females vagina using ones tonge, also called a carpet muncher

gee sally, what a muffler tom is, i could here you all the way down the hall! (sally glows)

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.

"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"

by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005