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Sewer Muppet

Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.
Donna is a sewer muppet.”
by Laura Courtney November 18, 2022
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Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.
He is such a wank muppet!
by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023
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Reverse Muppet

Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.
If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.

I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.
by cafeine-disciple October 13, 2023
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Reverse Muppet

To reverse muppet is to stick the length of your arm down the throat of who you are reverse muppeting. Then to control them as you would a muppet.
Friend 1-“If you don’t stop doing that I will reverse muppet you”
Friend 2- “Fine I’ll stop talking.”
by SkeletonSlayer16 January 22, 2024
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Sex muppet

Jaden Levi Manly-Williams
Jaden is a Sex Muppet who gets no bitches.
by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025
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Noodle-muppet

Noah is a noodle-muppet
by Nodlempet November 26, 2025
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butt stuff muppet

One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.
by brodunk February 1, 2017
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