mullet

A hairdo, usually associated with rednecks/trailer park trash, in which the top and front part of the hairdo is short while the back part is long. Commonly stated as "Business in the Front; Party in the Back." as seen in the movie: Joe Dirt

Hey Joe, would you look at the mullet on that woman.

by memPHISH June 1, 2006

mullhawk

A hairstyle which combines the worst features of a mullet and a mohawk

Dude, that trailer trash kid wasn't more than five, and he had a mullhawk!

by Halfstarfish March 2, 2009

sneaky mullet

Hair cut in such a way that hair on top and at the back is slightly longer, with the ability to fashion those bits outward, mimicking the impact of a traditional "mullet". Commonly seen worn by males in the clubbing community for reasons unknown.

"That haircut's looking suspiciously like a sneaky mullet..."

by mullet-boy February 7, 2005

Stank Mullet

A state where the hair on the back of ones head becomes somewhat long and looses cleanliness, making the hair hard to part or comb.

"Oh jeez my hair is too long and I have a stank mullet, I should get a hair cut"

by diqhed September 5, 2017

Mullet

One who is found to have sincere business in the front, yet an unmistakable party in the back...the hairstyle often worn by aging rockers who refuse to admit that Warrant is not the best band ever...

Theres a fuckin' huuuge party in the back on that motherfucker, but he's all business up front!

by Fuck Face June 21, 2003

MC Mullen

A Teacher that likes to smoke weed with a teacher named mrs Richie

I mr mc mullen

by teacher mc mullen June 11, 2018

mulled whine

when someone unleashes whining that they've had time to think over.

Tom: She sure had a lot on her mind

Joe: Yeah, it was a case of mulled whine.

by Madre Kinse September 26, 2009