Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

mug fucked

When you want to get a definition on a mug but the whole definition does not fit.

Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!

Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.

by ZCMC July 12, 2009

like a mug

Slang used to describe an action in the mannerism, "like a motherfucker".

Get at me, like a mug.
Chillin', like a mug.
like a mug.

by getatmelikeamug August 29, 2009

Mug pockets

Pockets deep enough for cash, drugs, or guns

We don't wear skinny jeans around here, we got mug pockets.

by Purple ape December 17, 2015

Mug Punter

A mug punter is someone who thinks he's good at betting on sport but is, in fact, hopeless. He can be found on betting site forums and can easily be spotted by the pathetic attention-seeking nature of his posts where he proclaims he's the greatest tipster / master of betting etc, and follow-up posts to point out the occasional winner he selects. Most of these winners are blindingly obvious and at short priced odds.

His tips usually follow a pattern of a short run of success, which promotes a feeling of invincibility, followed by the inevitable extra large bet on a loser, wiping out his entire bank. Then nothing will be heard from him for several weeks, whereupon he re-emerges having scraped together some more money for another go.

He is the opposite of the shrewdie.

It usually pays to oppose the mug's selections.

betman robbing is a MUG punter

by a shrewdie December 15, 2008

ass mugged

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly

My boss took out all his crap on me today so I ass mugged him to make me feel better.

by Jean Painter September 20, 2008

Mug Buyer

Me. Cause I just bought this awesome Urban Dictionary Definition Mug.

And yes, I did submit this definition to Urban Dictionary just so I could have it on my mug.

Someone: Hey, what does your mug say?
*You show this mug to someone*
Someone: Mug Buyer?

by Argeuahble January 18, 2017