mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.

kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE

by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022

Mouse Bitch

A person who performs a devious act behind ones back. Not to be confused with a Rat Bastard.

Kelsus: Kristin told me not to tell anybody buttt...
Gen: No you Mouse Bitch!! You're not supposed to tell anyone!!

by dan_gleewang January 14, 2021

Ben's mouse

Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.

I can't believe I got sent a pic of Ben's mouse on Snapchat last night.

by StinkyBret October 24, 2019

mouse fuzz

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.

sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can

by Alfredo X October 28, 2010

minnie mousing it

For a girl to wear a skirt gloves and no top

I was Minnie mousing it for lols

by shit ,my bra is twisted March 7, 2015

Mouse Flicker

A slur used against pc players commonly used by console players in gaming.

Console player to pc player: YOU DAMN MOUSE FLICKER!!

by Clorox Disenfectant Wipes April 19, 2021

Mouse Jockey

Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.

Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!

by mousejockey September 8, 2011