a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by anonymous November 17, 2020

moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.

We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.

by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024

Moss

A handsome young man who can light up anyone’s day with his jokes. He’s so lovely, caring , kind, easy going, smart and easy to talk to. He’s absolutely the coolest. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves. He’s a good listener and gives the best advice. He knows how to treat a girl right. He’s every girl’s dream guy. Words can’t define how amazing he is.

Girl1: I love Moss so much. He’s such a sweetheart.

Girl2: I know that you have a crush on Moss.

by Doraemon135 November 21, 2021

Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Maia moss Salomon

Maia Moss Salomon is a very kind person. She is outgoing but has a very bad temper. She is a good friend. Sometimes.

Maia Moss Salomon once beat me up when I didn’t give her my chicken nuggies.

by Broward123person October 28, 2021

moss mouth

To suck on pubes until u have them lining ur teeth

She sucked my pubes until she got moss mouth

by BigDuck96 March 6, 2019

Dave Moss

Fucks hundreds of bitches every single day.

Damn dave moss fucking hundreds of bitches every day as usual.

by Ckkddjchc May 6, 2019