Mose

The fat long dick nigga who is funny and married Mariah Carey

I wish Mose would come fuck this pussy up!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Moses

Moses is a good brother and good friend you can always call or go to him for help he will always be by your side threw thick and thin

Moses is the greatest brother in the world and you are even lucky to have him as a friend and most people will say he is attractive or looks like a model but he is just a regular 22 year old brother

by Alice._.no November 21, 2021

Mosed

a sexy young man that can take anyones girl

Mosed is too sexy to define.

by Clarke200 November 25, 2021

Moses of Goshen

An alternative to saying “Jesus Christ” when expressing pain, surprise, discontent, and/or exasperation, typically uttered by members of the Jewish faith.

“They are late again?!? Moses of Goshen!”
“Moses of Goshen that hurt! I just stubbed my toe!”
“Moses of Goshen! He left the dishes in the sink again?!?”

by rfc723 December 1, 2021

Like the tablets of Moses

I meant to say that. Goddamn it.

Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

The Moses

A camel toe when a woman is on her period, signifying a parting of the red seas.

Sandy is definitely on her period right now and she's rocking The Moses splendidly.

by HarryElefante March 13, 2024