Uh, let's talk about what he did ok?
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hes shit in bed
thats why he shags sheep,
and hes got a little dick.
hes shit in bed
thats why he shags sheep,
and hes got a little dick.
by george savinsky October 22, 2009
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Created one day when my friend and I were at the mall. Started as an inside joke and went on to become a word that we use all the time to replace words like "awesome" "cool" "sweet" "tight" and "hardcore". If you add the prefix un to mosey, making it "unmosey" then it means exactly opposite of "awesome" "cool" "sweet" "tight" and "hardcore".
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Get the Moses mug.A girl which has a super high self esteem and wanna be Kardashian which in reality... she looks like a slug.
Facebook: *looks like a model and calls herself a model*
Reality: *unnoticeable and far away from being called a model*
"Omg look what a difference, that's such a mosea thing"
Reality: *unnoticeable and far away from being called a model*
"Omg look what a difference, that's such a mosea thing"
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by DoriginalRhett August 10, 2006
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A moses is when you are freeing the "Egyptians" ... but just before they leave their "prison" you need to flush the toilet. This symbolises the parting of the seas. It is only a true MOSES if they hit a dry toilet bowl, and are then taken away to safety by the returning seas.
Your friends may claim to have pulled a perfect moses, but if there is any scepticism you can always tell by the larger than normal skid mark left on the bottom of the bowl.
This is an extremely difficult move to pull... your timing is critical!
A moses is when you are freeing the "Egyptians" ... but just before they leave their "prison" you need to flush the toilet. This symbolises the parting of the seas. It is only a true MOSES if they hit a dry toilet bowl, and are then taken away to safety by the returning seas.
Your friends may claim to have pulled a perfect moses, but if there is any scepticism you can always tell by the larger than normal skid mark left on the bottom of the bowl.
This is an extremely difficult move to pull... your timing is critical!
1)WOW!! Look at that skid-mark, that was definately a legend that dropped that MOSES!!
2)WOOOOO!HOOOOO! I just landed my first true-MOSES! A picture of that shits definately going on the net!!
2)WOOOOO!HOOOOO! I just landed my first true-MOSES! A picture of that shits definately going on the net!!
by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008
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