The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017

monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016

flaunt monger

A person undesirably or shamelessly flaunting themselves.

Naomi Coates is such a massive flaunt monger, bragging on LinkedIn about how great she is. 'oh shut up Coates you massive flaunt monger'!

by Eleets1066 May 19, 2016

Filt monger

Lower class. A person who usually mongers filt, badly dressed. Some dirt underneath finger nails is a common side effect.

Who!Tommy. That Filt monger, cant beli eve he's still knocking around.

by Nomadurban February 8, 2017

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023

Money Monger

A Person that proclaims to be royalty but is not, for control of money assets or jurisdiction in a naive scenario they leap to attempt to gain control of a region or associate focus to control within a crucial timeline.

The Money Monger thought it was a game

but money can't protect you but people can ..
Within coordination of reality

by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023

Doom Monger

Bringer of Gloom, irregular hair lining/loss, Champion of Greece

“Pffft! You’re such a doom monger you berk, son of doom!”

by Sexpot bedwetty January 14, 2023