manscuse

an excuse that a person, typically a man, uses to get out of household work

When I asked James to clean the kitchen counter he said I should do it because I would like to. Ugh, what a manscuse.

by scusemeze April 21, 2021

dirty mans asshole ( DMA )

word for raspyy voice

" kristina lost her voice and derek told her she sounded like a dirty mans asshole ( DMA )"

by clit dick charleston October 7, 2008

Sailor mans port

A sexual move whereby the woman licks the mans shaft two times, up and down, then proceeds to vigorously motorboat the mans balls.

"Yo that chick is nasty. She gave me a sailor mans port while i was on the toilet before i flushed."

by Merlanosays June 4, 2015

One mans cunt is another mans arsehole

Hating a person that a friend or friends like or don't find to bad. A cunt is the worst type of person.
A arsehole is a person who's not too bad

"I can't believe you're friends with billy, I bloody hate him, but i suppose, one mans cunt is another mans arsehole"

by Anton bevermarsh January 4, 2021

on tha mans

swearing. As variation of "I swear to God"
Usually said quickly

also: "on them dead niggas"
"on cheif"

"On tha mans, yesterday I was bout to beat ol girl ass!"

by Jasmine Dawson December 20, 2007

mansechs

The act or acts of two or more white pasty faced nerds engaging in online male intercourse.

Irhpctas:TIME FOR MANSSECHS!!!1!11one
Berticus:YAY, i wanna be on top
JiTRiF :OMFG, thats nasty

by JiTRiF October 11, 2003

mansculpting

The art of grooming body hair on a man's body.

John was tired of the unsightly back hair and decided to adopt mansculpting practices.

by Ziggeur December 28, 2008