quick summary (under 3-4inches) micro penis is mostly used for people with SMALL UNDERAGED WORTHLESS PENIS! usely use in bo2 lobby’s (
bbmwsc (big black man with small cock) : sents photo

bbw school slut: why’s it so small.. micro penis ew..
by RandomDumbass124 April 6, 2021
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A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 20, 2023
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means that inkyalexdude's penis is really tiny
did you know that inkyalexdude has a micro penis
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a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis
by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021
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a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.
You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.
by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019
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Micro happiness is a state of pleasure derived from small, fleeting moments of personal joy and a sense of accomplishment. These moments can be achieved by such trivial things as winning a video game, successfully cooking a difficult meal, driving to work and hitting nothing but green stoplights, enjoying a really good cup of coffee, cleaning one's house to perfection, etc. These are all temporary accomplishments which only impact the moment, have little bearing on one's entire life as a whole. They trigger endorphins, a critical brain hormone which causes temporarily bliss and tranquility. Daily rounds of micro happiness are are emotional landmarks for helping a person get through the day with satisfaction, and deemed critical to one's sense of self worth.

The larger accomplishments of life would induce states of "macro happiness," such as marrying an ideal mate, having a healthy well-adjusted child, landing a dream job, overcoming a deadly disease like cancer, winning a major award in one's professional field, etc.

An unhealthy preoccupation with pursuing micro happiness can become a trap for low income people whose life is so limited that pursuing the larger goals (macro happiness) is close to impossible. So they might abandon any hope of striving after macro goals, and instead settle into a never ending, daily ritual of chasing after an assortment of micro goals. They become reliant on the endorphin-producing moments of micro happiness they temporarily trigger.
She successfully replaced the dryer belt all by herself, and the feeling of pride and micro happiness it induced lasted all day for her.
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