Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 20, 2018

Messy Pablo

Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.

by poggershoggers May 09, 2021

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 23, 2022

Messy Nessie

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.

As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie

by Sbreps March 18, 2024

Messy Nessie

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster

That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt

by Feicstur November 29, 2024

Messy Dixon Line

A boundary that non-black people can not cross while debating or joking.

White Co-Worker: "Hey Malik, why do you think only 30% of black are getting married"

Black Co-Worker: "Hold on now Seth, you crossing the Messy Dixon Line"

by ArnoldsMind December 20, 2024

messi

The G.O.A.T

"Ronaldo is the goat"

"Shut up messi is"

by messi>ronaldo March 28, 2022