Sausage Melon

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD

I Feel Like A Sausage Melon

by Hannah_Grimes(: May 17, 2011

frosty melon

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.

David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.

by SaltyAdolf4Life March 8, 2016

No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.

Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."

by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023

Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

harshing my melon

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a straightedge brings down your elated feelings while high.

Dude, you're really harshing my melon.

by Dan The Melon March 7, 2016

crop top melon head mexican child

dora the fucking Explorer is a crop top melon head mexican child

7 years of age until the Season 5 episode "Dora's Big Birthday Adventure", in which she turns 8. She's 10 years old in Dora and Friends: Into the City!. In Dora and the Lost City of Gold she's 16 years old. but still looks 4 + a crop top melon head mexican child don't get mad

by aige June 10, 2021

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon

Brad preformed the sloppy melon

by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013