Matt 

A stupid fucking potato. God of sex. He was the first lifeform ever formed, he was created by chemicals reactions in the primordial ocean.

Matt is stupid .

Matt by GodSlasher April 9, 2019

Matt 

Basically the worst person to ever exist. Like the devil on earth. He smells too. Don’t forget he’s poor.

“That gay is a Matt.”

Matt by God_Homself May 24, 2019

Matt 

A dick head of a person, usually fat and lazy. Has brown eyes and greasy brown hair. He is usually a band director. He has a record of revealing himself more than one a year to his students. Tends to have a red butt crack. No matching clothing. Wears clothes that don't fit. Is probably gay. Cusses out students. So if you ever see a Matt RUN!

Eww.... It's Matt... What a pig

Matt by @dimond9 March 13, 2020

Matt 

Matt means, "Gift from God."

Matt is such a gift from God, which just means, a gift from Himself.

Matt by mjc18c April 21, 2018

Matt 

A man with the name Matt will question why other men will measure their dick size with the amount of pussy they can get. Virginity to Matt is great. Matt also loves the idea of depression and preaches about how we all will die one day so nothing we do matters in life.

Friend: Hey Matt lets go out today!

Matt: No I'm depressed today.

Matt by Gonobleism May 31, 2018

Matt 

Matt is the type of kid that always has beef with you. He will hold everything against you. He is also a big pussy so don’t be intimidated.

This kid named Matt is a pussy.

Matt by Matthewcleaver January 15, 2019

Matt 

Just gay

Matt sucked dick and loved it

Matt by Meatball58 December 11, 2019