Bate Mate

A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.

"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"

"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."

"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."

"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"

by The Smifter February 11, 2012

Beat mate

A straight person you masterbate with in a hetro way.

Nah quick and I are just beat mate's.

by Talbert December 11, 2020

ai mate

abbrieviation of alright mate

Term used to accept something in a situation.

He "I'm goin to da shop''.

You ''ai mate".

by tHE hAZZLE November 13, 2017

Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.

I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.

by A mates wife August 08, 2019

Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.

Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"

by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013

Brew Mate

Bunch of mid age Dads catching up, working out, watching the sun rise and maybe set, whilst downing a few frothies, getting low down and watching Brian’s!. Nomad on adventures, talking about TR’s.

Brew mates are bunch of average blokes, doing average things

by Nicco! April 05, 2023

alo mate

The best greeting ever! People who say 'alo mate' are the best type of people.

"Hey"
"Alo Mate"
"OMG, I just know ur funny"

by MeatBallerzz March 10, 2022