maltesers

Inserting the penis far enough into the anus so that the testicles push up against the outside of the sphincter and are coated with brown feces.

That dumb slut had a taste of my maltesers after anal last night!

by Wikc June 16, 2011

mathematician

The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.

Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.

by ponybalogna June 16, 2018

mathematician

A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.

Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.

by 0 00 January 8, 2006

Malthius

To ruin a gaming community through poor administration, arrogance and general ineptitude.

I don't even like battlefield anymore, but I like being an admin; it makes me important, so I'm just going to go all Malthius and be a dick about everything

by Bobz0rpuss1 July 8, 2010

The Malteser

This is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your balls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a shit. You then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.

John: "Why are you eating so much curry Steve"
Steve: "I'm preparing to do The Malteser tomorrow"

by Pooeychooeylooey November 19, 2016

Mathematica

A math god!

Ask it a question, and you will get an answer.

Ask it the wrong question and it will tell you how to get an answer.

Jimmy was struggling with his Calculus homework, so he asked Mathematica what the Derivative of Uranus was, and it told him yourmom^2.

by 1badasfuthermucker October 11, 2009

Manther

A male who dates a younger women. The age difference may range from anything that is considered creepy. It may be a guy who could be the father if the person he is dating. It may be a guy who is a senior in school dating a freshman.

For example, Did you hear about Anderson? He's dating this girl that is less than a third of his age. What a Manther.

Ew, is that a senior dating a freshman? Isn't he leaving the school this year, and the girl is entering? Creep. Such a Manther.

by Creeped-out January 22, 2010