madalynn

A Madalynn is a fucking hoe. She always complains about everything and gets everything her way. Yes, she is pretty, actually so pretty that she gets all the boys and has no shame of fucking them. Instead of hanging out with her friends she flirts with her crush and other boys. She sometimes wears makeup which makes her look like a stupid witch. Oh, and did I mention she's really annoying. The way she acts is pukid and she's not funny at all. How could I forget that you can never trust her! If you tell her a secret and tell her to not tell anyone, she promises, but guess what, she fucking breaks that promise and tells bloody everyone. She likes to argue with you until she breaks someone's feelings or wins the "competition". Then when she finds out she was wrong, she said "No, I never said that" and she starts arguing again of how she said the write thing all along. If she hears gossip, she spreads it in a flash. Her number one ability is looking ugly (in the inside and a little on the out) and acting like a total bitch. Never be friends with a girl names Madalynn.

"Madalynn, why did you tell everyone my secret! You selfless, heartless bitch!"

by definitionsforpeoplethathurtme May 16, 2018

Malaysian Boner

The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.

“Goddam dude, this food just gave me a Malaysian boner!”

by Kingbutler24 February 12, 2019

Malaya

Stupid, Retarded, rude ass bitch who always gets on your nerves. If your dating a Malaya Leave, like now!

Oh no it's a wild Malaya...

by ROastingKids24 December 6, 2021

Malaysian Steamer

A person who drives a Lancer Evolution.

A Malaysian Steamer could include the name "Jerry Yam" used before or after in a sentence as an adjective.

by Yippy Whippy December 22, 2009

Madalyn

A retarded piece of shit. Everyone she meets would love to yeet her across the world. She's always short and dense, with severe adhd. She has a wierd sense of humor, and is guaranteed to accidentally kill all of your hopes and dreams with a joke. Horribly competitive. Even with all of these horrible qualities, she is still the best friend you can ever have. Good luck.

"God damn it, Madalyn!"
"You know you love me."

by gayboi789 November 5, 2019

Manalyze

using a male friend to decode something your boyfriend/husband said or did.

I called Jeff to manalyze why my boyfriend freaked when I met his mother.

by Katie 1979 August 10, 2009

Malaysian Fuck

What you say when someone abandons you, and you get really sad.

Come back Jeff you malaysian fuck

by Junderwood April 17, 2017