by P4R4 December 23, 2008
Get the Macintard mug.Mac OS fans always try to defend themselves about their choice. Sure, the Mac OS is better than Windows, but when they hear the word "Linux", they shut up and look like idiots, but they still believe their computers are high in specs.
Mac fan: Hey, I got this new MacBook Air! It's the thinnest laptop ever!
(Windows fan shuts up before he can say anything)
Linux fan: Really? Wow, it sure is expensive.
Mac fan: Yeah, but it has got dual core, 128 gigabytes of hard disk and 2 gigabytes of ram
Linux fan: But my laptop has more applications and games, twice your ram, three times your hard drive space and it still costs a thousand dollars less.
Mac fan: WTF YOU FAGGOT FAGG OFF YOU MOTHAFUCKA ASSHOL MY MACINTOSH IS BETTER 8YF6U93Y8XS6WYW84
(Windows fan shuts up before he can say anything)
Linux fan: Really? Wow, it sure is expensive.
Mac fan: Yeah, but it has got dual core, 128 gigabytes of hard disk and 2 gigabytes of ram
Linux fan: But my laptop has more applications and games, twice your ram, three times your hard drive space and it still costs a thousand dollars less.
Mac fan: WTF YOU FAGGOT FAGG OFF YOU MOTHAFUCKA ASSHOL MY MACINTOSH IS BETTER 8YF6U93Y8XS6WYW84
by armyoflinuxfans November 8, 2009
Get the macintosh mug.Bad tempered attitude whilst playing racket sports, bringing to mind the rantings and/or racket abuse of John McEnroe.
Mike: (Playing a bad shot) GOD DAMN IT!!
Pete: Man, you got some real bad Macitude today.
Mike: (slamming racket against wall) Whatever dude...
Pete: Man, you got some real bad Macitude today.
Mike: (slamming racket against wall) Whatever dude...
by Mikeyfingers November 15, 2009
Get the Macitude mug.She is often spoken of as a goddess. It is said that her beauty rivals that of a 1,000 sunsets and that if you are to stare at her eyes you will be lost in them for days. Her presence is considered a blessing by most. Her smile has been known to light up rooms. Her voice has been compared to that of an angels. Her Heart is pure and true. And she has only ever loved one man and he is truly the luckiest man alive.
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by Deezed November 29, 2003
Get the Mad Macius mug.1. A man who likes his mother fuckin' Empanadas , burritos, enchiladas, quesadills, and basically anything with meat, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in a tortilla.
2. Macio is that drunk Dominican guy on the side of the road that asks you for a ride back to the ghetto at 2 A.M. after a long night at the bar with his essays. He is often succeptable to being egged and jumped, as well as yelled at out of a car window, because his drunk ass is walking home instead of getting a ride home. (Caution: he may be armed with an weapon, but his aiming is hindered by his severe drunken state; almost at the point of alcohol poisioning)
2. Macio is that drunk Dominican guy on the side of the road that asks you for a ride back to the ghetto at 2 A.M. after a long night at the bar with his essays. He is often succeptable to being egged and jumped, as well as yelled at out of a car window, because his drunk ass is walking home instead of getting a ride home. (Caution: he may be armed with an weapon, but his aiming is hindered by his severe drunken state; almost at the point of alcohol poisioning)
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