Definiton #1: Pretty useless unless your recording music or running a bussiness.
Definition #2: The computer you own if you drive an SUV, drink Starbucks daily, and believe you are hip, mordern, and enviormental.
Definition #3: The computer you own if you enjoy rubbing unimportant things in peoples faces.
Definition #4: One of the most difficult things to opperate.
Definition #2: The computer you own if you drive an SUV, drink Starbucks daily, and believe you are hip, mordern, and enviormental.
Definition #3: The computer you own if you enjoy rubbing unimportant things in peoples faces.
Definition #4: One of the most difficult things to opperate.
#1-
Joe: I'm going to go play Sims 2 on my MacBook!
Bob: Wtf? You can do that much easier on a PC.
#2-
*Talking on Blackberry*
"Hold on babe, let me go run by Starbucks and then I'll go google it on my MacBook."
#3-
Kyle: Haha! Your pc sucks, my Macbook is so fucking cooler!
#4-
"Wtf? Why do I even need that thing on the side?"
Joe: I'm going to go play Sims 2 on my MacBook!
Bob: Wtf? You can do that much easier on a PC.
#2-
*Talking on Blackberry*
"Hold on babe, let me go run by Starbucks and then I'll go google it on my MacBook."
#3-
Kyle: Haha! Your pc sucks, my Macbook is so fucking cooler!
#4-
"Wtf? Why do I even need that thing on the side?"
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An ass-kickin' mega kid who will curbstomp bitches at all cost.
The common topic of jealous bitches' conversations.
Also used to describe something that's fun/outrageous/"out there"/or brutal.
An ass-kickin' mega kid who will curbstomp bitches at all cost.
The common topic of jealous bitches' conversations.
Also used to describe something that's fun/outrageous/"out there"/or brutal.
"Hey look in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! NO! It's Mary Macbeth!"
"MOM!MOM! I think there's a Mary Macbeth in my closet!"
"MOM!MOM! I think there's a Mary Macbeth in my closet!"
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Macbook owner: "I had to give up eating and paying rent for 3 months, but now I finally have a top of the line, new black macbook"
Steve Jobs: "Introducing the new, sleeker, thinner Macbook Air."
Macbook owner: "FUCK"
Steve Jobs: "Introducing the new, sleeker, thinner Macbook Air."
Macbook owner: "FUCK"
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Dude, this computer is SOOO SLOW, fuck!
well its cute, what is it?
Its a MacBook Error. i love it for its portability, i hate it for its little spinny ball of wait for ever.
well its cute, what is it?
Its a MacBook Error. i love it for its portability, i hate it for its little spinny ball of wait for ever.
by tommypjr April 28, 2010
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There were three bros in the living room, all on their laptops. I'm pretty sure one of them was a Macbook Bro
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Mac?
Yes that overpriced computers by apple.
Did you pay $999 for a laptop that does the same as one from $499.
Yes if you want a black color and 200 MHz more you pay 1399
Dude serious, how are the graphics in cod4
It doest even open cod4 cuz it has a bad graphics card.
Owh, Unreal tournament 3
Nope to bad,
Super mario 64 in a emulator
It works but the fan goes to 6200 rpm after 2 minutes playing.
Owh, how is battery life
5 Hours
OMG, my alienware only get 30 minutes
HAHAHA
My alienware with its Dual SLI 8800 GTX and 2,8 Ghz beats macbook.
Really, do you carry a diesel generator to play 1 hour
No i use "stealth" mode to get 2 hours battery life.
What? a B-2 Stealth bomber? OMG
No, then the Gpu and Cpu gets under clocked
Macs dont need that shit.
Macs are just too big overpriced iPods
Haha, my mac has a magnetic power cord.
My alienware has 2 1000 watt power supplies to keep it just running.
Lol, mine is only 70 watt
Do you have a backlit keyboard,
No, you need to go pro for that ($2000)
Do you have customizable lights everywhere
No just a White apple on the back and a green caps lock light.
Lol i have 9 light zones.
Do you have a SMS
A what?
A Sudden Motion Sensor
No
When you lift my macbook a alarm goes off.
Lol, i have only 6 noisy fans to keep everything under 80 degrees Celsius.
I have only one silent fan.
Do you have a webcam built in
Yes its called a isight
A what.
A isight, thats apples name for a bad quality webcam
ROFLMAO
My lid will close with a magnet
Mine has 4 locks to keep it closed.
I have 2 speakers
OMG, i have seven just for the ultimate gaming experience
How much crashes vista?
Everytime, Shit it happens again (Bluescreen of death)
*User offline*
Hello
Are you there
Hello!!!!
Shit kernel panic screen
Hold down power button until computer turns off
*User offline*
Mac?
Yes that overpriced computers by apple.
Did you pay $999 for a laptop that does the same as one from $499.
Yes if you want a black color and 200 MHz more you pay 1399
Dude serious, how are the graphics in cod4
It doest even open cod4 cuz it has a bad graphics card.
Owh, Unreal tournament 3
Nope to bad,
Super mario 64 in a emulator
It works but the fan goes to 6200 rpm after 2 minutes playing.
Owh, how is battery life
5 Hours
OMG, my alienware only get 30 minutes
HAHAHA
My alienware with its Dual SLI 8800 GTX and 2,8 Ghz beats macbook.
Really, do you carry a diesel generator to play 1 hour
No i use "stealth" mode to get 2 hours battery life.
What? a B-2 Stealth bomber? OMG
No, then the Gpu and Cpu gets under clocked
Macs dont need that shit.
Macs are just too big overpriced iPods
Haha, my mac has a magnetic power cord.
My alienware has 2 1000 watt power supplies to keep it just running.
Lol, mine is only 70 watt
Do you have a backlit keyboard,
No, you need to go pro for that ($2000)
Do you have customizable lights everywhere
No just a White apple on the back and a green caps lock light.
Lol i have 9 light zones.
Do you have a SMS
A what?
A Sudden Motion Sensor
No
When you lift my macbook a alarm goes off.
Lol, i have only 6 noisy fans to keep everything under 80 degrees Celsius.
I have only one silent fan.
Do you have a webcam built in
Yes its called a isight
A what.
A isight, thats apples name for a bad quality webcam
ROFLMAO
My lid will close with a magnet
Mine has 4 locks to keep it closed.
I have 2 speakers
OMG, i have seven just for the ultimate gaming experience
How much crashes vista?
Everytime, Shit it happens again (Bluescreen of death)
*User offline*
Hello
Are you there
Hello!!!!
Shit kernel panic screen
Hold down power button until computer turns off
*User offline*
by JasonMCapple May 17, 2008
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