Mark

He can't link. He misses things up for everyone. Most unliked person in all of Canada.

Mark can't link.

by Vergoes October 30, 2020

Mark

The person you will find right next to u after u wake up. They won't just be looking for a one night stand so dont let them go.

Girl: I went to sleep last night after I went on a date with Mark and I found him right next to me.
Other girl: must be nice.
Girl: ya I'm going to do it again tomorrow.
Other girl: sigh...

by The bootylicious guy November 2, 2020

Mark

The best guy you’ll ever meet. The cutest guy with the biggest heart, the sweetest guy ever. He makes you laugh even when you’re trying to be mad at him, and cares for everyone, even before he cares for himself. He deserves the world and you never want to lose him, trust me. If you know a Mark, do not let him go and don’t hurt him because he does not deserve to be hurt, he is so sweet.

Jess: Hey, who’s that kid over there?
Tiegan: Oh that’s the most perfect guy in the world, Mark! <3

by sdmn :) November 6, 2020

Mark

Karen's husband even though they divorced within an hour (I don't know how this happens).

Guy: Aye, in my day, a Mark would earn a strap across the legs, sonny.
Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK!
Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap!
Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.

by Some-Brainy-Person November 7, 2020

Mark

A sucker , a rube, a simpleton, a "maroon", an Elmer Fudd, a con-man's amour.

When I saw that mark I knew he was ripe for Trump University!

by Dobie Gillis November 22, 2020

Mark

A guy that dogs the boys

Where were you last weekend?

I don’t know where I was, but I know who I was, I was Mark, a dog man of the bois

by The Pillar Praiser November 29, 2020

Mark

A fucken ass who was God’s only mistake. Hated amongst many. Has no friends because no one like his. Has no mother because she dodged a bullet by not raising him. His dad who’s name is ironically “Dick” is envious of his dead wife because she doesn’t have to suffer. He is a fucking dumb ass. A sped. A bitch. A cunt. Words can’t describe what a jackass this result of incest is. And lastly....He is clapped

You are mark

by 1a3tt February 24, 2021